Date : 24th July 2006 - 25th July 2006
Place : Jaipur Mumbai Superfast Express

This is a "log" of thoughts occuring at random moment of time in the mind of a Mr. Sanjay Rathi.

24th July 2006:-

1:43 pm : I should hit uncle on the head and take the window seat

1:47 pm : why are there no girls here ? hmmmm maybe someone will come

1:53 pm : koi toh aani chahiye

1:59 pm : aayegi aayegi definitely koi toh aayegi

2:05 pm : great! no one. sanjay's "amazing" luck at work again

2:07 pm : 3 mins more for the train to leave

2:11 pm : aaree, train is not still moving

2:13 pm : train chal, train chal, train chal

2:15 pm : abe kutee saalee train chalaa

2:15 pm : yeaaaa chaliiiiiiiii

2:53 pm: I'm getting bored. should have bought some comics at the station

3:15 pm : baut bore ho raha hai. bhagwan ek ipod kidhar se la kar de do

3:17 pm : koi aacha song bhi yaad nahi aa raha hai

3:32 pm : school time, action time, classwork homework punishment ....... hehehehe thank god
people don't what songs I sing in my head

5:16 pm : actually if I look closely my left toe is bigger than my right toe

5:18 pm : no, actually right is bigger

5:27 pm : no, definitely left is bigger

5:27 pm : I should stop doing this, its giving me a headache

6:43 pm : shit! should have bought those cutlets yaar. abhi woh kab wapas aayega

6:59 pm : la lala lalalala

7:13 pm : mummy mujhe bhook lagi rahi hai

9:22 pm : is it just me or everyone else also think manisha koirala has put on weight

9:45 pm : what was the name of that guy who acted opposite manisha in saudagar

9:45 pm : argh, I knew it yaar

9:45 pm : its that dude yaar, whats his name. ilu ilu guy

9:45 pm : aree whats his name ???? argh, I know it , I know it. arghhhhh

9:53 pm : hmmmmmm ....... he was also in papi gudia. whats his name, whats his name

10:17 pm : ..... yeh ilu ilu kya hai yeh ilu ilu ... argh

11:43 pm : the distance between my head and trains roof is less than 1 feet. wouldn't it be
smarter if I keep the pillow over head rather than under

25th July 2006 :-

0:09 am : I would have taken leak if only these toilets didn't stink so much

0:12 am : aree yaar

0:13 am : lallallallalalallalalalalla

0:14 am : fuck it man, I'm going

0:17 am : phew... this is feeling better. what the fuck was that dudes name yaar

1:49 am : counting sheeps didn't work. should I count elephants

1:53 am : abe kamine uncle snoring bandh kar

2:10 am : hehehehhehe chandler is so funny, gum would be perfection. hehhehhehe

3:16 am : I think black holes must be really black. blackest of all the black. so so so black that
one cannot imgaine. I mean really black. jet black rise to infity jet blacks. that is
really black

3:17 am : what the fuck was that dudes name yaar

6:31 am : when will I get home to my bed

6:32 am : train fast chal, train fast chal, train fast chal

6:45 am : yeaa virar aa gaye. 15 mins to borivali

7:00 am : arghhhhhhhhh abhi tak borivali nahi aaya

7:03 am : aree his name was vivek mushran

7:09 am : bye bye train


*Disclaimer* Most(if not all) of the above "log" has been "made-up" by the author is a desperate attempt to prove his capacity to indulge people by his satire. Mind you, without poking at their humerus. Author is not liable for any kind of drowsiness or nausea caused by reading his material.